Green and black are the best colors. On this tumblr, you will learn why.

kinkysunnybunny:

What a good pet I could be. Ready to submit and give my love away.

A perfect little pet rabbit bouncing her lovely round butt and poofy tail around. I’d love to hold this bunny in my lap and cuddle in front of silly TV shows <3

kinkysunnybunny:

Oh no big deal. Just letting them out for some air. The thought that just some curtains separate me from the two people next to my area is a turn on.(and also scary)

What a naughty little bunny! You know, these rabbits really are out of control, they’ll strip down and rub themselves whenever they get the slightest chance. That’s why you can’t let them run around wild, you have to take charge and keep them as your pet, under control <3

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

omg, nevermore &lt;3

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

omg, nevermore <3

muhplastic:

S.H. MonsterArts Kiryu Heavy Arms

I purchase only the most SHMonstrous of Arts.

the-blackest-eternally:

taste-my-honey:

notimeforyouhoes2k14:

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“When I was about 12, I touched myself many times to the thought of Oscar Proud fondling, spanking, and having sex with his girlfriend, Snow White. That is what made me want a black boyfriend so I could have a relationship like theirs was portrayed since I am white. So I got a black boyfriend and while I was having sex with him, I accidentally shouted out “OSCAR!”. He was turned off at first, but now we have hot cosplay sex with myself dressed as snow white and him as Oscar Proud.”



WHAT THE FUCK

I don’t know rather to be amused or disturbed

I been laying here listening to music and tumbln…son, what the fuck is this? Where does one even begin to enter this menagerie of fuckery? Like…..I’m done for the night y’all. ✌

Childhood fucks us up, man.
I saw a comment on a webcomic that summed it up best: &#8220;My major artistic influences are Alan Moore, Frank Miller, and a TV show I once saw when I was 11 and have otherwise forgotten completely.&#8221;

the-blackest-eternally:

taste-my-honey:

notimeforyouhoes2k14:

dirtydisneyconfessions:

When I was about 12, I touched myself many times to the thought of Oscar Proud fondling, spanking, and having sex with his girlfriend, Snow White. That is what made me want a black boyfriend so I could have a relationship like theirs was portrayed since I am white. So I got a black boyfriend and while I was having sex with him, I accidentally shouted out “OSCAR!”. He was turned off at first, but now we have hot cosplay sex with myself dressed as snow white and him as Oscar Proud.”

WHAT THE FUCK

I don’t know rather to be amused or disturbed

I been laying here listening to music and tumbln…son, what the fuck is this? Where does one even begin to enter this menagerie of fuckery? Like…..I’m done for the night y’all. ✌

Childhood fucks us up, man.

I saw a comment on a webcomic that summed it up best: “My major artistic influences are Alan Moore, Frank Miller, and a TV show I once saw when I was 11 and have otherwise forgotten completely.”

When I’m trying to leave the house and my keys, which I just saw, are completely gone.

pull-0ut:

drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥


For my lovely followers whom I love dearly and would be very much aggrieved if I ever found out that they were gone.

place0fperfecti0n

I’m so used to seeing timeline jokes that I mentally filled in “BEGINNING OF TIME” and “BIRTH OF BLACK JESUS”

(Source: escalusia)

Fucking. Hell. Yes. I want to run a steampunk RPG campaign with retro covers of modern songs (yes, just like Bioshock Infinite) and this is so going on the list.

eustaciavye77:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

elephants are fucking awesome.

I read somewhere horses also have mirror awareness, which is considered strange given how our theories of the mind would suggest they shouldn’t. I suspect mirror awareness isn’t so simple as “large, wrinkly enough brain = self awareness”, but is instead more likely to arise in pack and herd animals (like horses, humans, and elephants) due to some sort of social development we evolve to maintain our herd/pack. Thus, we can’t be aware of self without being aware of the boundaries between ourselves and others.

(Source: memoriesofelephants)

armcontrolnerve:

soundwave is Ready For Halloween

Tall, long limbs, thin, no face, constantly observing you, never speaks except in other people&#8217;s voices? I think we all know who Slenderwave really wants to be for halloween.

armcontrolnerve:

soundwave is Ready For Halloween

Tall, long limbs, thin, no face, constantly observing you, never speaks except in other people’s voices? I think we all know who Slenderwave really wants to be for halloween.